50 Times Desi People On Twitter Proved This Year That Indians Have The Best Sense Of Humour

Love it or hate it, Twitter is one of the biggest sources of our entertainment. It's so incredible how 140 characters, or actually 280 now, can have some of the funniest jokes we've ever read because it turns out that size doesn't really matter. Here are some of the best tweets by desi people on Twitter which kept us laughing this year. 1. Yes, please don't call. Call me antisocial but just don't call me. — pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) August 25, 2017 2. Kareem and I have something in common. Kareem got no chill http://pic.twitter.com/QcRtUmxa82 — Rum (@KaapiRight) August 22, 2017 3. We've all been here. Sir 70% attendance kar do plzð¢ http://pic.twitter.com/2SBozK7UpZ — Bruce Wayne (@WaizArd20) June 12, 2017 4. Ohhh, shots fired. Don't know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched. — DoUHaveTheFever? (@sidin) June 26, 2017 5. Precise and to the point. Review of Raabta: Just add "Kha" to the title. — InGenious (@Bees_Kut) June 9, 2017 6. Only in India. ðºð¸: I love you too ð©ðª: ich liebe dich auch ð¸ðª: jag älskar dig också ð¨ð³: æä¹æä½ ð®ð³: पापा नहà¥à¤ मानà¥à¤à¤à¥ — Chikoo (@TweetErrant) May 5, 2017 7. The best places in India don't even look like India How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country. "Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho" — Sash (@sashbv) June 6, 2017 8. Get rid of this anti-nationalism. Taj Mahal is anti-national because it is made of marble and not kajaria tiles — dorku (@Dorkstar) October 16, 2017 9. We've all been there. Me carrying myself to work everyday http://pic.twitter.com/5kRaPiNGoL — Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) September 13, 2017 10. Exactly. In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons. — SwatKat- The dancing Rajput ð (@swatic12) May 3, 2017 11. I want a Labradog too. Bombay person sees a Husky: "What kind of idiot keeps Huskies in such weather" Delhi person sees a Husky: "Sahi hai, kab liya Labradog?" — P (@lovehandle_) May 8, 2017 12. Probably not. Will I be able to eat this if I've never tried Beginner Dahi? http://pic.twitter.com/PeH3jeff5K — izzy (@abcdefu) March 21, 2017 13. Why is it so accurate? Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song. http://pic.twitter.com/PRE0ANZg3I — Adi Na Dhin Dha (@Brewkenstein) April 16, 2017 14. Now we're asking the real questions. Just watched Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. How's Ranbir Kapoor always going to weddings with a single backpack? where does he fit all those sherwanis? — S. (@_dexterni) February 4, 2017 15. You gotta do what you gotta do. Love bites chhupane ki Ninja technique. http://pic.twitter.com/fA3xe3f3cg — Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 21, 2017 16. Self-realization. Old is not when the kid in the building starts calling you uncle. Old is when you stop calling older people uncle. — Rohan (@mojorojo) April 4, 2017 17. Oh no, how can they do that? Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so #WeBoycottPadmavati — Swami (@mohitraj) November 11, 2017 18. Exactly. Granola bars are just chikkis that went to university abroad. Spread the word. — Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) January 25, 2017 19. Are you okay now, Kendall? Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment. http://pic.twitter.com/lM8saPnrWf — Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 3, 2017 20. A classic Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee Assistant: What? P: My khakee, khaakee... A: But you're already wearing it P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke. — Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) May 2, 2017 21. Too true. Khud ke description main 'sarcastic' likhne waale log sarcastic nahi, wannabe hote hain. — Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) September 5, 2017 22. FYI. That's a map of Andhra Pradesh there. Fyi. http://pic.twitter.com/PgYohPj7mi — Shivam Vij (@DilliDurAst) January 29, 2017 23. Don't forget. Boyfriend: Goodnight. Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren't you forgetting something? Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer, as per Govt. directive, it's mandatory to link your Aadhaar to all your bank A/cs before 31-Dec'17. — Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) November 28, 2017 24. The photoshop skills, though. This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now. http://pic.twitter.com/kdeVf151Fj — ð¨ (@pranavsapra) May 2, 2017 25. #twinning Pic1: When Two girls wear same dress. Pic2: When Two boys wear same dress. http://pic.twitter.com/CLeLy2tL18 — Akram ð®ð³ (@akramismm) October 21, 2017 26. Korma over Virushka any day. By the way, why is Virat Kohli marrying Anushka Sharma being called #VirushkaWedding. Why not #Korma? — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) December 11, 2017 27. How do you say it out loud? suzanne: pls dont talk in ur secret language when i'm here hrithik to hridhaan & hrehaan: hyour hmother hcant hever hbond hlike bthis hrofl — bangsty (@Creepowoman) March 4, 2017 28. Why? Why did Catappa kill Bowbali? http://pic.twitter.com/2vZGXAdJc5 — Abhishek Upadhya (@_logik) April 29, 2017 29. Haw. Facebook - Mohalle wali aunty version http://pic.twitter.com/xUe49VVG6R — SwatKat- The dancing Rajput ð (@swatic12) October 24, 2017 30. You just have to stand up. When you are riding horse but someone plays national anthem. http://pic.twitter.com/oBybir1TlO — SAGAR (@sagarcasm) April 17, 2017 31. Who doesn't love a good pun. love it when youngsters show respect to elders really hits my ji spot — UBiMa (@UudBilawManus) July 31, 2017 32. The most annoying thing ever. "There's a wedding in my family. So, for next 7 days, I own the street in front of my house." -Indians — SAGAR (@sagarcasm) April 9, 2017 33. The perfect start to any marriage. Because threesomes are the best wedding gifts. http://pic.twitter.com/wnucjn7Znu — Krithika Ganesan (@Krithika_2012) March 17, 2017 34. Hate those friends. Friend, vacationing in Prague: "Dude what's up, where are you these days" Me, sitting at my work desk: http://pic.twitter.com/gS4tp2rflY — Akshar (@AksharPathak) September 7, 2017 35. No comments. Shahrukh Khan seems to always put it in the wrong hole. http://pic.twitter.com/HbAVkyy2PG — Samir Bhatia (@SamirBhatia8) January 11, 2017 36. Yep. If Monday morning had a face. http://pic.twitter.com/JByOMS3Ldy — Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 5, 2017 37. When your food is also so patriotic. Had to stand up while eating this. http://pic.twitter.com/6uyOVFdO1u — Catthew (@krazyfrog) April 3, 2017 38. Hello? HELLO? After six months in India I've finally realised that saying "hello" on the phone does not mean "hello" but "I can't hear you". — Kiran Stacey (@kiranstacey) March 8, 2017 39. Are you guys okay? Damn! No one is happy in India while in office ð@IndiaExplained @sanjayuvacha http://pic.twitter.com/NSYJcwOoz2 — Paresh (@hi_paresh) March 23, 2017 40. Bad communication. When it's the reception and you thought it was the wedding. http://pic.twitter.com/BPB0EPl0oI — Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) November 13, 2017 41. Please do mother promise. Can't stop laughing ð http://pic.twitter.com/eCD9bIc93Q — James Wilson (@jamewils) September 11, 2017 42. Aao na. Aao aao aao aao... *hot girl passes* ... kabhi haweli pe http://pic.twitter.com/ybRWMgRKlQ — Vinay (@PenNameVin) April 7, 2017 43. Probably. Same guy wrote lyrics for Ishq wala love. http://pic.twitter.com/o8iKOzcepZ — Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) November 29, 2017 44. Desperate times call for desperate measures. when tailor doesn't deliver lehnga on-time ððð¬ http://pic.twitter.com/ci68DDMH4J — Sarkarsm â (@thebakwaashour) May 30, 2017 45. We're everywhere. Feeling so proud and patriotic to see Yogi Adityanath on Jimmy Fallon's show! Bharat Mata ki Jai. http://pic.twitter.com/Qo0Z3Hm1S6 — Raunak (@MeraHandle) June 27, 2017 46. It's true for everyone. "Kaise ho?" "Tabiyat theek hai?" "Lo mummy se baat karo" If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues. — amrtsh (@floydimus) February 15, 2017 47. You can just smile. When your parents are roasting you in front of guests. http://pic.twitter.com/rVLsn6sGCB — Light-Say-Burr (@gotzerochill) March 4, 2017 48. Hypocrisy. Priyanka chopra wears a skirt HOW CAN U WEAR IN FRONT OF PM NO RESPEXT? PM wears suit with name printed on it LET HIM WEAR WHAT HE WANT — Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) May 30, 2017 49. Yes, who's the guy? Rare picture of Arnab with a random man in suit. http://pic.twitter.com/dT3jSUAq56 — Shivam (@GhantaGuy) April 6, 2017 50. Goodbye world. This is how the world ends https://t.co/8Ft2gpk60s http://pic.twitter.com/pohEapmQih — Reddit India (@redditindia) June 21, 2017